A silly-looking deep-sea dwelling animal that vaguely resembles Pokemon's Pinkachu character and that moves around by flapping its ridiculous ears.
A real animal, and surely a good name for an annoying ex-boyfriend.
A.K.A. pygmy marmoset, but could be mistaken for a vulgar hand gesture.
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An Australian bird also called the "laughing jackass," yes indeed. So funny it has a nursery song about it, "Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree...."
According to popular song, animals inexplicably intent on tearing people apart. Dicks.