An actual breed of turtle in the American southeast, so named because it tastes like chicken.
Only known scaly mammal, a fact that makes them both super cute and widely trafficked.
Non-native crocodile that somehow ended up in a lake on the Greek island of Crete and has been helping himself to local ducks and lambs. See also Greek.
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Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.