CaptainKrill's Entries

Funny Quotes

1. "There is certainly no such thing as a bad mustache, as they are all God’s creatures and thus loved by all within the mustache community."

God's creatures? Really? See also Hair.

Added by CaptainKrill on June 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2. Reindeer

Like regular deer... but more dangerous.

Added by CaptainKrill on June 14, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Skoodilypooping

Making out. My life will never be the same after finding this out.

Added by CaptainKrill on May 29, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

4. The First Person to Fall Asleep During a Sleepover

See also Pranks.

Added by CaptainKrill on May 15, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

5. Newfangled

That just begs the question: Can you fangle something?

Added by CaptainKrill on May 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

6. Music Festivals

Where else can you get groped by a crowd, use a porta-potty, and get crammed like a sardine against sweaty, hairy geeks?

Added by CaptainKrill on April 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. Valborg

A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.

Added by CaptainKrill on April 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. Dirt

Oh yes, it's worm crap. See also Scatological.

Added by CaptainKrill on April 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. More Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Added by CaptainKrill on April 5, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. A Promise from Me is Like a Wicker Chair with a Fat Lady on It

It's bound to break.

Added by CaptainKrill on April 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |