Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.
A good choice when you have one talented dancer and one untalented dancer as partners. See also 80's.
What you use at a 1987 prom after you paid $1000 to have the most popular girl in school pretend to like you. Oh wait, that's the plot to Can't Buy Me Love with Patrick Dempsey. See also 80's.
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Like the foxtrot but faster.