Funny Dances

Funny Dances

1. Beep Beep Like a Sheep

1. Throw your hands up and point them to the ground.
2. Get down on all fours.
3. Bounce around.
4. Go crazy now! See also Farming.

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2. The Lazy Lama

Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.

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3. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

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4. The Booty Scooty

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5. The Drunk Giraffe

Just throw your hands in the air and wave them around. Perfect for scaring small children and weddings. See also Dr. Who.

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Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny dance.

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6. Directions to the Nearest Flower

A bee communication dance. See also Insects.

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7. The Literally-Can't-Even

Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.

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8. The Pencil Sharpener

Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.

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9. Worm on a Leash

A good choice when you have one talented dancer and one untalented dancer as partners. See also 80's.

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10. African Ant-Eater Ritual

What you use at a 1987 prom after you paid $1000 to have the most popular girl in school pretend to like you. Oh wait, that's the plot to Can't Buy Me Love with Patrick Dempsey. See also 80's.

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