1. Spoony Bard
Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.
Actually sold by McDonalds in more northern-oriented countries like Norway. See also Fast Food.
More fun than saying something or someone is "on drugs". See also Drugs.
4. Taco Bell
The name makes it sound like a Mexican phone service provider. See also Fast Food.
5. The Guy Standing on the Corner in a Hamburger Costume Advertising the Daily Special at the Local Restaurant
Aw, come on, you'd have to either get paid a heck of a lot or not care at all about what others think of you. See also Fast Food.
For those who really want to show off! See also Bathroom.
Flat, flat, flat, as far as the eye can see. You stand on the eastern border and you can see the Rockies!
10. Shut Up, Noob
Used by hackers and those with inferiority complexes to get even. See also Computers.