Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. I Have Read the Terms and Conditions

See also Internet, Lies.

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2. I Call Dibs

Who's Dibs? See also Annoying, Slang, Teenagers.

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3. There Will be Consequences!

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4. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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5. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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6. Snobs vs. Slobs

Plotline of 48% of all 80's movies. See also 80's.

Added by Anthony on October 1, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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7. 3JOH22A

The perfect license plate number for rear-view mirrors. See also Cars, Profanity.

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8. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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9. You're Stir-Fried Squid

The Chinese expression for "You're fired". See also Chinese, Seafood.

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10. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

Added by a Guest on June 2, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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