Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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2. Snobs vs. Slobs

Plotline of 48% of all 80's movies. See also 80's.

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3. 3JOH22A

The perfect license plate number for rear-view mirrors. See also Cars, Profanity.

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4. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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5. You're Stir-Fried Squid

The Chinese expression for "You're fired". See also Chinese, Seafood.

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6. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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7. You Done Goofed

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8. Go and Cook Yourself and Egg!

Translation of the French way of saying "Leave me alone!" See also French.

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9. Eh Wot

A phrase used by old British gentlemen at the end of sentences that means, "you know?" or "right?". See also British, Old-Timey.

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10. Beat the Heat

Something every cool mom says in the summer. It rhymes, so it must be true. See also Summer.

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