Aka, harsh your mellow.
A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
Twerking hard or hardly twerking?
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.
Really small small-talk.
In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.
What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.
Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.
What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.