Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. Sock Shop

What you do when you shop for socks. Thank you Lena Dunham.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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2. Dilly Dally

To do nothing or waste time.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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3. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

Added by psfer on April 8, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

Added by Ryan on April 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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5. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on April 1, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.

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6. Blackened Eye Stricken by the Karate Chicken

Someone with a black eye, after a fight with his girlfriend. See also Violence.

Added by Zorzi on March 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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7. Oontz, Oontz, Oontz

The sound of weekend nights. See also Music.

Added by Brian on March 23, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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8. 50 Shades Of CrayCray

When someone is just way too crazy.

Added by NatyLove on February 11, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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9. Full of Beans

What my Grandmother used to say I was when I was misbehaving as a child.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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10. Glove Department

Oft-misspoken phrase that does perhaps exist in winter clothing stores. See also Malapropisms.

Added by Brian on December 12, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |