Inherently Funny Phrases

 
1.
 

Me, Myself, and I

I cannot think of a context in which this phrase is not annoying.

Funny Phrases | April 29, 2008 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
2.
 

Tasteful Nudes

A topic often introduced with great hope, but more often ended with disappointment.

Funny Phrases | April 15, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Nudity, Photography

 
 
 
 
3.
 

Chicas Calientes

Spring Break phrase taught in Frat Boy 101.

Funny Phrases | March 25, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Spanish

 
 
 
 
4.
 

Crotch Rocket

Derisive term for this sort of motorcycle.

Funny Phrases | March 24, 2008 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
5.
 

Cat's Whiskers

Slightly cooler than the cat's pajamas, but slightly less cool than the bee's knees.

Funny Phrases | March 20, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged 20's, Animals

 
 
 
 
6.
 

Trout Pout

Phrase to describe the plastically inflated kissers of celebrities, most famously worn by Meg Ryan.

Funny Phrases | March 19, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Plastic Surgery, Women

 
 
 
 
7.
 

Regular Def

Otherwise known as TV for suckers.

Funny Phrases | March 19, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Television

 
 
 
 
8.
 

The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

Funny Phrases | March 17, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Dumb Blonde, Geography, Places

 
 
 
 
9.
 

No-Friend-O

What we derisively called Nintendo while growing up in the 80's. (The Wii and this video hadn't come around yet to make us think differently.)

Funny Phrases | March 16, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Video Games

 
 
 
 
10.
 

It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch".

Funny Phrases | March 14, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Celebrities, Music, Singers