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Panty Dropper
What my 10-disc CD-changer was in college.
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Cock and Bull Story
An old expression for made up nonsense. Today we'd say, "B.S.", but I think this one needs to be revived.
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That's the Badger!
Something that's correct, e.g. "Is this yours?" "Yep, that's the badger!"
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Shiza Minelli
As in "Shiza Minelli, it's cold outside!"

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Non-Food Articles
At some point in your life, someone probably told you not to eat or microwave these.
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Garden Variety
Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."
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Dirty Bird
Phrase used to describe a lascivious older woman, e.g. Martha Stewart.

