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1. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

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2. It's Digestible

As seen on the labels of old cans of Crisco. See also 60's.

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3. Toupée

Used in place of 'touché' to acknowledge a witty response to an argument.

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4. Reverse Psychiatry

See also Malapropisms.

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5. Fixin' to

Getting ready to do something southern-style, as in "I'm a fixin' tuh warsh the truck, daddy." See also Redneck.

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6. Hob Nob

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7. Sixes and Sevens

Britishism for crazy. See also British.

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8. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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9. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to? See also Sex.

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10. Athletic Supporter

As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.

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