Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. Snowman Blood

Also known as water. See also Snow, Winter.

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2. Fair Dinkum

Australian slang for "truth". See also Australian.

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3. Devenir Chêvre

French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.

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4. Det Var Helt Texas

How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.

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5. Killing Something to Death

See also Death.

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6. I Have Read the Terms and Conditions

See also Internet, Lies.

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7. I Call Dibs

Who's Dibs? See also Annoying, Slang, Teenagers.

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8. There Will be Consequences!

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9. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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10. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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