Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

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2. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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3. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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4. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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5. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.

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6. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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7. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire

In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.

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8. Donion Rings

What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.

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9. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones

Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.

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10. For All Intensive Purposes

What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.

Added by pippanie on January 26, 2014| Comment | You Like This |