Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

41. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones

Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.

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42. For All Intensive Purposes

What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.

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43. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

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44. Lady Business

What goes on behind closed doors. See also Women.

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45. That's a Fact, Jack

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.

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46. Exit Pursued by Bear

An inherently funny stage direction. See also Theater.

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47. Jesus Christ on a Bike

See also Blasphemy.

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48. Ciao Pantaloncini Corti

"Hey short shorts" in Italian.
See also Italian.

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49. Sock Shop

What you do when you shop for socks. Thank you Lena Dunham.

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50. Dilly Dally

To do nothing or waste time.

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