Inherently Funny Phrases

 
41.
 

Man Suit

This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.

Funny Phrases | March 10, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
42.
 

Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly."

Funny Phrases | February 15, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Weight

 
 
 
 
43.
 

Ancient Chinese Secret

Otherwise known as Calgon Water Softner.

Funny Phrases | January 20, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Commercials, Stereotypes

 
 
 
 
44.
 

Nude and Resplendent

It's an interesting contrast to nude and rude.

Funny Phrases | January 18, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
45.
 

You Got Served

From the 2004 movie of the same name.

Funny Phrases | January 10, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
46.
 

Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for?

Funny Phrases | January 8, 2007 | 4 Comments | Tagged Animals

 
 
 
 
47.
 

You're Not the Boss of Me

As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular.

Funny Phrases | January 8, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Spoiled

 
 
 
 
48.
 

Dumber and Dumberer

Even funnier than Dumb and Dumber.

Funny Phrases | January 5, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Movies

 
 
 
 
49.
 

Make Toliet

This always struck me as both juvenile and French.

Funny Phrases | December 26, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Actions, Bathroom

 
 
 
 
50.
 

Grown and Sexy

No sneakers, no jeans.

Funny Phrases | December 23, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Hip-Hop