Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

41. That's a Fact, Jack

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42. Exit Pursued by Bear

An inherently funny stage direction. See also Theater.

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43. Jesus Christ on a Bike

See also Blasphemy.

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44. Ciao Pantaloncini Corti

"Hey short shorts" in Italian.
See also Italian.

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45. Sock Shop

What you do when you shop for socks. Thank you Lena Dunham.

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46. Dilly Dally

To do nothing or waste time.

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47. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

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48. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

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49. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

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50. Blackened Eye Stricken by the Karate Chicken

Someone has a black eye, after a fight with his girlfriend. See also Black Eye, Karate, Violence.

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