Funny Toys

Funny Toys

1. The Screaming Rubber Chicken

A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.

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2. Stretch Armstrong

Rubber strong man filled with gelled corn syrup to make him stretchy. See also 70's.

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3. Zelfs

Collectible toys that are a knock-off of Trolls.

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4. Baby Wee-Wee

An anatomically-correct baby doll that pissed its pants. See also British.

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5. Toy Talking Parrots

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6. Tippy Tumbles

I wanted this doll as a child, but got a skipping rope instead. The doll could sit up, do front and back flips and handstands with the aid of a battery-operated "handbag" accessory attached to its leg. See also 70's, Dolls.

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7. Boglin

Very creepy, ugly toy puppet packaged in its own cardboard cage. See also 80's.

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8. Tiddly Winks

Funny name for a funny game.

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9. Mr. Bucket

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10. Shuttlecocks

The object that is struck back and forth in badminton and battledore, consisting of a feathered cork head and a plastic crown. Also called a "birdie". See also Sophomoric, Sports.

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