Funny Toys

Funny Toys

1. Breath Blasters

Rubber figures from the 80's that exhaled bad smells when squeezed. Later banned because they were toxic, even though they were marketed as nontoxic. See also 80's.

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2. Milky the Marvelous Milky Cow

With pretend milk! See also 70's, Cows.

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3. Lalaloopsy Potty Surprise Shop

A doll that magically poops a surprise, random shape. See also Dolls, Scatological.

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4. Teddy Tank Shop

A stuffed animal that holds a goldfish bowl in its stomach. See also Pets.

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5. Wubble Shop

A 3-foot-in-diameter bouncy ball.

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6. Kaba Kick

Russian roulette for kids. See also Guns.

Added by ntpony360 on January 19, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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7. Electronic Spin The Bottle Shop

For those motivated to play Spin the Bottle but too lazy to find a bottle and empty it. See also Lazy.

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8. Wham-O Water Wiennie

An amazing power tube that squirts water great distances. See also 70's.

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9. The Screaming Rubber Chicken

A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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10. Stretch Armstrong

Rubber strong man filled with gelled corn syrup to make him stretchy. See also 70's.

Added by MrBill on April 1, 2014| Comment | You Like This |