Funny Toys

Funny Toys

1. Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory

A great way to get your kid interested in nuclear engineering at an early age, once called "The world's most dangerous toy". See also 50's, Safety.

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2. Toilet Trouble Shop

Which flush will cause the gush? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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3. B'Loonies

You blow them into shapes…kind of like you blow balloons into shapes…except these aren’t balloons…they’re b’loonies and they are apparently made out of highly flammable materials. See also Balloons.

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4. Cursed Dollies

They look cute, but don't let them fool you! Burn them before they bring misfortune to your family! See also Horror.

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5. Chattering Teeth Shop

You know, the wind up ones.

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6. Fist Faces

Your fist becomes a real moving, wiggling, twitching face!
See also 60's.

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7. Lincoln Logs

One of the greatest puns of all time. See also Presidents, Puns.

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8. Breath Blasters

Rubber figures from the 80's that exhaled bad smells when squeezed. Later banned because they were toxic, even though they were marketed as nontoxic. See also 80's.

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9. Frozen SUVs Shop

The preferred mode of transportation of spoiled 6-year-old girls everywhere.

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10. Milky the Marvelous Milky Cow

With pretend milk! See also 70's, Cows.

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