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Photon: The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth
Photon was a laser tag game back in the 80's. As I remember, there was also a TV show, and a series of novels based on the game—surely scintillating reads. It's tag line was "The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth".
The Baroness
The G.I. Joe action figure by which Hasbro introduced an entire generation of prepubescent boys to the illicit pleasure of black leather and domination.
Gobots
The uncool kids' version of Transformers.
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Lawn Darts
A toy that can puncture a kid's skull—if that's not funny, then I don't know anything.
Teddy Ruxpin
Creepy, animatronic stuffed bear that was a toy contemporary of the creepy, non-animatronic My Buddy Doll.
Switchblade Combs
For the hood-in-training.
Wet Banana
A strip of yellow plastic and a banana-shaped sprinkler equals loads of summertime fun.
Cymbal-Banging Monkey
Difficult to determine whether these things are funny or just creepy.