Inherently Funny Euphemisms

 
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Tickling

Knowing euphemism for sex sometimes employed on small children, e.g., "Why do you and Daddy sleep in the same room?" "Because sometimes we like to tickle each other."

Funny Euphemisms | March 25, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Sex

 
 
 
 
2.
 

Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress.

Funny Euphemisms | March 21, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Body

 
 
 
 
3.
 

Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

Funny Euphemisms | March 18, 2008 | 1 Comment

 
 
 
 
4.
 

Meat Whistle

Funny name for the male organ primarily used by adult movie actors.

Funny Euphemisms | March 4, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Sex

 
 
 
 
5.
 

Son of a Buick

Funny Euphemisms | January 29, 2008 | 3 Comments | Tagged Cars

 
 
 
 
6.
 

The Wild Thing

1980's euphemism for, um, fornication.

Funny Euphemisms | January 11, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Hip-Hop, Sex

 
 
 
 
7.
 

European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

Funny Euphemisms | December 17, 2007 | 3 Comments

 
 
 
 
8.
 

Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Funny Euphemisms | November 13, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Profanity

 
 
 
 
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Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs.

Funny Euphemisms | November 12, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Animals, Bathroom

 
 
 
 
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Vajayjay

What Oprah Winfrey has lately taken to calling her hoo-ha.

Funny Euphemisms | November 2, 2007 | 3 Comments | Tagged Television, Women