My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.
A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex. See also Sex.
Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny euphemism?
Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.
Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.
Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.
Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.