Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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2. Hand Ankle

Another name for a wrist.

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3. Go Jelly Beans!

My grandmother's way of saying "Go crazy!"

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4. Grassy Knolls and Gassy Holes

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5. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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6. Recycling

Definitely not plagiarism. See also Schools.

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7. Shark Week

That time of the month. See also Sharks.

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8. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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9. Letting Your Friend George Decide

I.e. flipping a quarter.

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10. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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