Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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2. Yelling at His Shoes

Vomiting, especially in public. See also Vomit.

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3. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

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4. Bone Orchard

Euphemism for cemetery. See also Death.

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5. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

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6. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

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7. Making a Floor Pizza

See also Vomit.

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8. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

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9. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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10. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

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