Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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2. Recycling

Definitely not plagiarism. See also Schools.

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3. Shark Week

That time of the month. See also Sharks.

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4. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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5. Letting Your Friend George Decide

I.e. flipping a quarter.

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6. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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7. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

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8. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom, Women.

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9. Son of a Biscuit!

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10. Gotterslamit

E.g. "Gotterslamit! Where's the toilet paper?" See also Blasphemy, Profanity.

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