Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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2. To Have the Vapors

To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.

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3. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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4. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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5. Yelling at His Shoes

Vomiting, especially in public. See also Vomit.

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6. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

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7. Bone Orchard

Euphemism for cemetery. See also Death.

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8. California Widow

Woman separated from her husband, but not divorced. See also Marriage.

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9. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

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10. Making a Floor Pizza

See also Vomit.

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