Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

1. Compressed Horse

A pony.

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2. The Thing You Say to Make It Sound Okay

Euphemism for a euphemism.

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3. Fountain Mountain

A volcano.

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4. Finger Pants

Also known as gloves.

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5. Clothes for Your Butt

Also known as underwear.

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6. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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7. I18n

Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.

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8. Fresh Tomato Pureé

Ketchup.

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9. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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10. Majestic Sea Flap Flap

Euphemism for a manta ray.

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