Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

41. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

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42. Bat in the Cave

A booger stuck in your nose. See also Body.

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43. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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44. Urinary Olympics

Euphemism for a "pissing contest". See also Bathroom.

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45. Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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46. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

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47. Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.

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48. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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49. Salad Dodger

A more polite term than "fatty". See also Food.

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50. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

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