Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

41. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant. See also Sex.

Added by Ryan on July 3, 2012| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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42. Selling Hot Dogs

It's what my dad would ask if my fly was open.

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43. Circling the Drain

Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.

Added by Xava on November 19, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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44. Pamela Handerson

A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.

Added by SmarterThanHAL on November 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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45. Shouting Groceries

See also Vomit.

Added by DTrain on March 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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46. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

Added by Opossum on February 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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47. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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48. Doing the Funky Chicken

Gotta use the bathroom! See also Bathroom.

Added by DTrain on December 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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49. Tarnation

Southern euphemism for damnation.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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50. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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