Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

41. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

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42. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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43. Meat Whistle

Funny name for the male organ primarily used by adult movie actors. See also Sex.

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44. Son of a Buick

See also Cars.

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45. The Wild Thing

1980's euphemism for, um, fornication. See also 80's, Hip-Hop, Sex.

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46. European Kiss

A more polite way to say French kiss.

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47. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

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48. Piddle

Euphemism for urination, especially when applied to dogs. See also Animals, Bathroom.

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49. Vajayjay

What Oprah Winfrey has lately taken to calling her hoo-ha. See also Television, Women.

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50. William H. Macy

Funnier than saying "Jesus H. Christ". See also Blasphemy.

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