Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

41. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

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42. Asking Jesus for Shoes

A funny euphemism for sex, e.g."Nah, my sister can't come to the phone, she's too busy asking Jesus for shoes." See also Religion, Sex.

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43. Step on a Frog

To pass gas loudly. See also Flatulence.

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44. Salad Dodger

A more polite term than "fatty". See also Food.

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45. Hard Gas

Euphemism for soiling oneself. See also Scatological.

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46. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

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47. Butt Wrongs

A polite term for intestinal distress. See also Body.

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48. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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49. Meat Whistle

Funny name for the male organ primarily used by adult movie actors. See also Sex.

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50. Son of a Buick

See also Cars.

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