No.
1.
Horseless Carriages
They're everywhere.
2.
Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps
I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious.
3.
4.
Squeegee
To smooth, wipe or treat with a squeegee.
5.
Big as a Buick
Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set.
