# Entries Tagged “Math”

#### Funny Anti-Jokes

## 1. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Things

## 3. T1-81

A graphing calculator and the most technology-advanced and expensive handheld device available to students in the 90's. See also *90's, Math, Schools*.

#### Funny Insults

## 4. Euclidean Point

E.g. "That man is an Euclidian point; a position without substance." See also *Math, Nerds*.

#### Funny Words

## 5. Amerlasoorpassuit

Greenlandic for "many", referring to any number above twelve. If you want to specify a certain number, like 17, you have to use Danish numbers. See also *Greenland, Math*.

#### Funny Sayings

## 6. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also *Math*.

#### Funny Things to Do

## 7. Dividing by Zero

Nothing kills time like ripping open the fabric of existence! See also *Math, Science*.

#### Funny Things

## 8. Quadratic Equation

These are not only funny, but difficult to compute in your head. See also *Math*.