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Nice Guys™
Self-identifying group of single men who confuse insecurity and clinginess with romance and desirability and who often can be heard asking, "Why do women only want to date jerks?"
Neti Pot
Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork.
Fangoria
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over.
Nigel
Can be used in a variety of linguistic combinations: 'no-mate-nigel' (a geeky kid with no friends), 'nippy-nigel' (the hyper, weird boy in all of your science classes who asks for extra homework and rides a bike everywhere), 'nigel' (standalone term for any variety of geek. The rule of pop-probability states that in any given computer retail store there will be at least one manager named Nigel), 'nigelfest' (a gathering of geeks. Geekage en mass, if you will.)
Legs
Strip-mall bullies are no match for ZZ Top and a makeover as a girl learns to use her legs and find true love.
Cheater Police
Otherwise known as the people who ruin board games.
Kazoo
The kazoo is played professionally in jug bands and comedy music, and by amateurs everywhere.