Even more obnoxious than a selfie stick, designed specifically to take selfies of your backside. See also Internet.
One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.
"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.
Riff on Encyclopedia Brown, someone who has amassed an uncommon amount of useless knowledge from browsing the internet. See also Internet.
Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.
In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.
Hey I just tweeted about tweeting about tweeting about tweeting about contributing to inherently funny See also Internet, Twitter.
As in, "I just got facebooked". Went to Facebook just to look for a few minutes, and two hours later I'm contributing to some stupid website called inherently funny! See also Computers, Internet.
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.