No.
1.
Swag
The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions.
2.
Egg Pants
"Are your eggs naked? This cute new product has three stubby 'legs' which will keep your breakfast eggs standing tall and proud."
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3.
Vibrating Belt
Old-school piece of exercise equipment that would vibrate the user to weight loss.
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