You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.
Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.
Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.
With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
For when equipment-free facercise is not enough. See also Unnecessary.
I suppose it was only a matter of time. See also Dogs, Pets, Unnecessary.
Finally, after over one hundred years, an innovation in wiping your ass. See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.