Entries Tagged “Unnecessary”

Funny Instruments

1. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Shining an Apple Before Eating It

Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store

What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.

Added by bach on February 10, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

4. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

5. The French Mustache

Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 13, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Writing 'Wash Me' on Cars

Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainCliche on February 28, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. Goldschlager

Dude, that's real gold in there! See also Alcohol, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on November 4, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. Poo~Pourri

With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.

Added by ScotFinch on November 2, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

9. Facial Flex

For when equipment-free facercise is not enough. See also Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on September 10, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

10. Aspray

Because it's possible to stink all over. See also Unnecessary.

Added by Brian on August 26, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |