First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.
Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.