Involves drawing a circle and placing two hermit crabs in the center. The first ten minutes are spent seeing which crab comes out of its shell first. See also Beach, Unnecessary.
For 7-year olds to whom clear water is overrated. See also Children, Unnecessary.
Installed in every church and school in 2012, but often forgotten within the first year of use. See also Schools, Unnecessary.
First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.
Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.