Entries Tagged “Unnecessary”

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1. Student Council

A group of elected student officials who actually have no bearing on how a school is run. Though don't tell them that. See also Schools, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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2. Racing Hermit Crabs

Involves drawing a circle and placing two hermit crabs in the center. The first ten minutes are spent seeing which crab comes out of its shell first. See also Beach, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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3. Bath Dyes Shop

For 7-year olds to whom clear water is overrated. See also Children, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Gaga Pits

Installed in every church and school in 2012, but often forgotten within the first year of use. See also Schools, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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5. Snapchat and Instagram

Two social media sites used almost exclusively by teenagers within arm's reach of each other. See also Internet, Teenagers, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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6. Electric Violin Shop

Why not? See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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7. Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizers Shop

Disposable charcoal pads affixable to your underwear to minimize odors from flatulence. See also Flatulence, Unnecessary.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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8. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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9. Shining an Apple Before Eating It

Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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10. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store

What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.

Added by bach on February 10, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |