Entries Tagged “Sex”

Funny Songs

1. It Ain't Worth It

Rap song featuring superstar athletes A.C. Green, David Robinson, and Barry Sanders singling about abstinence. See also 80's, Sex, Sports.

Added by Anthony on June 12, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

3. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage, Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

6. Living Proof

Exceptionally ugly, as in his or her physiognomy is prima facie evidence, so to speak, that X "regularly mate(s) with" Y, etc. See also Sex.

Added by JRex on June 3, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Curry Favor

See also Sex.

Added by Brian on November 18, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant. See also Sex.

Added by Ryan on July 3, 2012| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. Better Late than Pregnant

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |