Entries Tagged “Sex”

Funny Quotes

1. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage, Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback

Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. The Dance Without Pants

Sex. Obviously. I encourage you to tease you friends using this phrase... especially around their family. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. Living Proof

Exceptionally ugly, as in his or her physiognomy is prima facie evidence, so to speak, that X "regularly mate(s) with" Y, etc. See also Sex.

Added by JRex on June 3, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. The Birds and the Bees

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Curry Favor

See also Sex.

Added by Brian on November 18, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Defective Typewriter

Aka, missing a period, aka pregnant. See also Sex.

Added by Ryan on July 3, 2012| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Better Late than Pregnant

See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Casual Sex

As opposed to more formal intercourse. See also Sex.

Added by DieterW on October 23, 2011| Comment | You Like This |