Entries Tagged “Sex”
23. Shake Weight Shop
It's possibly the funniest/sexiest workout gimmick of all time. So while being pointed horizontally at chest height, this vibrating 20 lb contraption shakes and rumbles in the hands of the user, and claims to be useful for toning women's arms. (Not to direct you away from Inherently Funny or anything, but seriously just go look it up on YouTube. It's that good.) See also Sex, Women.
From Shakespeare's Hamlet, a scandalous way to imply sex. See also Sex.
These aren't really flying off the shelves, are they? See also Sex.
27. Assless Chaps
Popular in fetish fashion and the leather subculture, where they often are tightly fitted and worn without jeans or other garments layered beneath them other than a codpiece. They can be made of leather, patent leather, or vinyl and are worn for decoration serving no protective purpose. See also Sex.
28. Penis Ruler
A ruler tattooed on one's penis either parallel or perpendicular to one's love sword depending upon the ruler owner's attributes. See also Sex.