Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Clothes

1. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

2. Jesus Wants You To Stop Being A Dick

See also Religion.

Added by chorboy on September 23, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

3. The Mediocre Musicians Who Team Up as Your Church's Band

See also Music, Religion.

Added by sexpanther22 on September 21, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

9. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

Added by Brian on May 20, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |