Entries Tagged “Religion”

Funny Names

1. Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned

An English Preacher, he had a famous son who was an economist named Nicholas If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

2. Chreasters

People who only show up to church on Christmas and Easter. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

4. What If God Was One of Us?

What if God was on a bus /
On a bus like one of us /
Just a stranger on a bus /
On a buuuuus. See also Buses, Religion, Subway.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

5. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

6. Jesus Wants You To Stop Being A Dick

See also Religion.

Added by chorboy on September 23, 2011| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

7. The Mediocre Musicians Who Team Up as Your Church's Band

See also Music, Religion.

Added by sexpanther22 on September 21, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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