Entries Tagged “Religion”

1. Wimples

What nuns and even some non-nuns wear on their heads. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2011| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. Jesus Wants You To Stop Being A Dick

3. The Mediocre Musicians Who Team Up as Your Church's Band

4. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by ads11 on February 16, 2011| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. Cheese and Rice

A politically correct alternative to Jesus Christ! See also Blasphemy, Religion.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2010| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on December 12, 2009| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

9. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

Added by Brian on May 20, 2009| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

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