Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.
To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.
Half marshmallow creme, half peanut butter, all obesity. See also Children, Obesity.
An omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor. See also Children.
I'm guessing the authors of this oddly-titled children's book? See also Children.
You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.
Politically correct version of Baa Baa Black Sheep currently being sung in elementary schools. See also Children.