Entries Tagged “Children”

Funny Dances

1. Pee-Pee Dance

Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.

Added by psfer on April 23, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. Mammothrept

An old word for a spoiled child. See also Children.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4. Fluffernutter

Half marshmallow creme, half peanut butter, all obesity. See also Children, Obesity.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

5. The Pocket Book of Boners

An omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor. See also Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

6. Who Cares About Disabled People?

I'm guessing the authors of this oddly-titled children's book? See also Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

7. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

Man, what a buzz kill. See also Alcohol, Children.

Added by Ryan on March 30, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them See also Children, Unnecessary.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Rub Some Dirt on It

Thanks coach! See also Children, Sports.

Added by scottmsiegel on January 9, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

10. Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep

Politically correct version of Baa Baa Black Sheep currently being sung in elementary schools. See also Children.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |