No.
1.
Sneakers With Wheels
As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great.
2.
3.
Cymbal-Banging Monkey
Difficult to determine whether these things are funny or just creepy.
4.
Finger Puppets
What's funnier than having puppets for fingers?
5.
Garbage Can
A little squirt of every type of pop (or soda as you Americans say) available from the fountain. Also known as "Swamp Water".
6.
Prosti-Tots
Another reason to hate Paris, Britney, Lindsey, and Nicole. Either that, or another reason to hate Newsweek.