Entries Tagged “Children”

Funny Things

1. Macaroni Portraits

Portraits made from macaroni, often in a 1st grade art class. See also Art, Children.

Added by a Guest on June 15, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2. Kids' Menu

Offered by Mexican, Italian, and Chinese restaurants for kids 12 and below. We're talking chicken tenders, Mac and cheese, and fish sticks. None of the food on the kids menu is actually Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. See also Children.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

3. Twisty Straws Shop

Loved them when I was five. See also Children.

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Funny Products

4. Bath Dyes Shop

For 7-year olds to whom clear water is overrated. See also Children, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Try the Other Parent

See also Children.

Added by a Guest on February 27, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

6. Pediophobia

Being afraid of dolls. And why wouldn't you be? See also Children.

Added by Brian on April 8, 2015| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Dances

8. Pee-Pee Dance

Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.

Added by psfer on April 23, 2013| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

9. Mammothrept

An old word for a spoiled child. See also Children.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |