Entries Tagged “Schools”

Funny Phobias

1. Didaskaleinophobia

Fear of going to school. See also Schools.

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Funny Things

2. T1-81

A graphing calculator and the most technology-advanced and expensive handheld device available to students in the 90's. See also 90's, Math, Schools.

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Funny People

3. Student Council

A group of elected student officials who actually have no bearing on how a school is run. Though don't tell them that. See also Schools, Unnecessary.

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Funny Things

4. Gaga Pits

Installed in every church and school in 2012, but often forgotten within the first year of use. See also Schools, Unnecessary.

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Funny Things

5. School Computers

Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.

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Funny Nicknames

6. Mr. Teacher Man

See also Schools.

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Funny Phobias

7. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Things

8. Liripoop

The piece of string on a graduate's hat. See also Schools.

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Funny Things

9. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

Added by Tim on August 20, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

Added by Tim on August 25, 2008| 22 Comments | You Like This |