Entries Tagged “Schools”

Funny People

1. Student Council

A group of elected student officials who actually have no bearing on how a school is run. Though don't tell them that. See also Schools, Unnecessary.

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Funny Things

2. Gaga Pits

Installed in every church and school in 2012, but often forgotten within the first year of use. See also Schools, Unnecessary.

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Funny Things

3. School Computers

Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.

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Funny Nicknames

4. Mr. Teacher Man

See also Schools.

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Funny Diseases

5. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Things

6. Liripoop

The piece of string on a graduate's hat. See also Schools.

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Funny Things

7. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

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Funny Insults

8. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

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Funny Questions

9. If a #2 Pencil is So Popular Then Why is It Still #2?

See also Schools.

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Funny Places

10. Cafetorium

Part cafeteria, part auditorium—come for the mystery meat, stay for the fifth period assembly. See also Food, Schools.

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