Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Songs

1. Torsken Kommer Nå

When the Norwegian government decided recently to put a codfish on their 200-kroner bill, they released a music video about it to publicize the decision. America, you are not alone in facepalm-inducing gaffes. See also Fish, Norwegian.

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Funny Sayings

2. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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Funny Words

3. Cornobble

To slap or beat someone with a fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Does a Fish Have Scales?

Because they are born with them. See also Fish.

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Funny Sayings

5. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Do You Call a Fish with No I?

A fsh. See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

7. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Going Fishing and Catching a Boot

See also Fish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

9. Crappies

See also Fish, Scatological.

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Funny Animals

10. Flounder

Easily one of the world's ugliest fish. See also Fish.

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