Entries Tagged “Television”

Funny Quotes

1. "Text Me the Deats"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

Added by Anthony on December 21, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. The Clicker

What the aged call remote controls. See also Elderly, Television.

Added by Brian on October 10, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. You Can Only Fish for So Long...

...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.

Added by Kyle on October 8, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

4. Broadcasting the News In Your Boxers

As long as they keep the shot tight, who's gonna know? See also Classic, Television.

Added by SpaceParasites on July 28, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

5. Zitcoms

Hollywood slang for sitcoms about teenagers. See also Sitcom, Television.

Added by Corey on April 15, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

6. Shmoopy

You're Shmoopy, no YOU'RE Shmoopy! (Seinfeld) See also Comedy, Sitcom, Television.

Added by knepsam on February 21, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Careful, Robin. Both Hands on the Bat-Rope.

See also 60's, Television.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

8. 90210 Day

Also known as September 2, 2010 or 9/02/10. See also 90s, Television.

Added by Brian on September 2, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

9. Chuck Todd's Goatee

Yeck. See also Politics, Television.

Added by Ryan on May 8, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

10. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |