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Dwayne Wayne
Television character on A Different World known for his flip-up glasses and perfect score on the math section of the SAT.
Wholahay
In an America's Next Top Model challenge, the girls were asked to pick a memorable new supermodel name for themselves. And of all the names in the world, Dionne chose Wholahay.
Regular Def
Otherwise known as TV for suckers.
Hey, Leggo My Eggo!
Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's.
The Wizard
Brilliant inventor, midget, and eponymous hero of a 1986-1987 CBS television show.
Celebrity Cartoons
For example, MC Hammer's short-lived Hammerman featuring a magical pair of talking dance shoes and the Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson collaboration and breakfast-cereal-tie-in ProStars which, incidentally, was "all about helping kids".
The Solid Gold Dancers
Never before have a group of seven women and two men been more solid, more gold, or, for that matter, more sexier.
Carson Daly
Is it just me, or is he the biggest no-talent shit-bag that has ever lived?
American Gladiators
With contestant names like Storm and Nitro, plus the chance to beat each other up with foam covered staffs, American Gladiators was the stuff with which childhood ambitions were formed.