Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

1. The Eardrum Demolisher

Oh, sorry, I meant trumpet.

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2. Tissue Box Guitars

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3. The Rump Saxophone

Also known as farting. See also Flatulence.

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4. Fluteophone Shop

Cute plastic flute.

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5. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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6. Violas

What's the main difference between an onion and a viola? No one cries when you cut up a viola.

Added by a Guest on July 31, 2016| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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7. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

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8. Sand Blocks Shop

A beginner's musical instrument if there ever was one. "Produces a very effective rhythmic sound when rubbed together." See also Bands.

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9. Double-belled Euphoniums

The choice instrument of any parade in the Roaring Twenties. See also 20's, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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10. Oboe D'amour

Oboe of love. But how romantic can an oboe get? See also Music, Romance.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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