Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

1. Clarinet

More like Clari-not. I hate playing it so much.

Added by crazeemaisee on January 10, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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2. Mahler Hammer

The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.

Added by danalynn4thwin on November 3, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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3. Electric Violin Shop

Why not? See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

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4. Double Neck Guitars Shop

For expert guitar players only. See also 70's, 80's, Music.

Added by LlamaKing on June 9, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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5. French Horns Shop

They collect so much saliva that you have to take them apart to empty it out. See also Annoying.

Added by RandomActsOfSarcasm on June 7, 2015| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny instrument?

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6. Otamatone Shop

Best. Instrument. Ever. See also Japanese.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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7. Drumbone

Used by the Blue Man Group. Essentially a twisty PVC pipe that slides like a trombone and is played by hitting it with sticks.

Added by a Guest on September 9, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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8. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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9. Gong Shop

Sounds like its name. Goooooooooooongggggg.

Added by a Guest on November 19, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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10. Bassoons

Its not a baboon, but it does sound like a dying duck.

Added by IamFunny on November 6, 2013| 8 Comments | You Like This |