More like Clari-not. I hate playing it so much.
The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.
They collect so much saliva that you have to take them apart to empty it out. See also Annoying.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny instrument?
Used by the Blue Man Group. Essentially a twisty PVC pipe that slides like a trombone and is played by hitting it with sticks.
A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?
Its not a baboon, but it does sound like a dying duck.