Funny Instruments

Funny Instruments

31. Armpits

See also Body.

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32. Flugelhorns

Larger than a trumpet, smaller than a tuba, sounds like a cow with a cold.

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33. Euphonium

A mini tuba. Really fun to say.

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34. Alpenhorn

An 8-foot-long spruce horn played by Swiss goatherders.

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35. The Nose Flute Shop

A flute you play like a recorder, only your nostril takes the place of your mouth.

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36. Octocontrabass Clarinet

A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.

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37. Homemade Guitars

I.e., a toilet paper roll glued to the top of an empty tissue box and rubber bands as strings. See also Bathroom.

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38. Trumpets Festooned With Flags

Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.

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39. Dudelsack

A German bagpipe.

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40. Spoons

I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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