No.
1.
What the Cock is that Shit?
As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic.
2.
Critical Ass
The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
3.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live.
4.
Your Ass is Grass
And I'm the lawn mower.
5.
Bullshit
A cross between a "Shitzu" and a "Bulldog." When combined a puppy is called a Bullshit.

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6.
Let's Ditch This Bitch
A popular call for leaving an unpopular party.
7.
Shituation
An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter shit.
8.
If You Can Read This, the Bitch Fell Off
Recently spotted on the back of a shirt of a guy riding a motorcycle.
9.
10.
Ass Cape
Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists.

