Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Sayings

21. It'll Move Like Shit Through a Goose

Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

22. Bitch Please!

Kind of offensive, kind of polite. It balances itself out. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

23. Crap a Shit

When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

24. Frak

Euphemistic expletive used in Battlestar Galatica and always said with a straight face. See also Profanity, Television.

Added by Chris on May 24, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

25. Flaming Shit-Heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on May 21, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

26. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

27. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

28. Oh Pop Off!

Very common and even more awkward euphemism used when movies are edited for television. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

29. What the Cock is That Shit?

As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

30. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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