Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Quotes

21. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

22. Your Ass is Grass

And I'm the lawn mower. See also Profanity, Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

23. Bullshit

A cross between a "Shitzu" and a "Bulldog." When combined a puppy is called a Bullshit. See also Pets, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2008| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

24. Let's Ditch This Bitch

A popular call for leaving an unpopular party. See also Party, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

25. Shituation

An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter shit. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 7, 2008| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

26. If You Can Read This, the Bitch Fell Off

Recently spotted on the back of a shirt of a guy riding a motorcycle. See also Crass, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

27. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

28. Ass Cape

Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists. See also Nudity, Profanity.

Added by Frank on March 5, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

29. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on March 2, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

30. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |