No.
You Got Effed in the Ay!
For when someone gets owned big-time.
Frick
You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off.
Bitched
In addition to being the past tense of bitching, this word is also a synonym for wrecked, ruined, busted or otherwise pooched. "Bitched" and "pooched" can be used interchangeably, e.g. "Cooter hasn't been able to walk properly since he bitched his knee kicking puppies."
Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it.

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Joe Kickass
What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up.
Ass-Hat
In other words, a hat for your ass.
That's Bullshit, Because I'm Still Coughing
Subject line of a spam email I recently received.
Shitcan
As in, "I never got your emailHotmail must have shitcanned it."

