Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny T-Shirts

21. If You Can Read This, the Bitch Fell Off

Recently spotted on the back of a shirt of a guy riding a motorcycle. See also Crass, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

22. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

23. Ass Cape

Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists. See also Nudity, Profanity.

Added by Frank on March 5, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

24. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on March 2, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

25. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

26. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

Added by Frank on January 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

27. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

28. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

29. Twunt

Possibly the best combination of insults ever—you figure it out. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2007| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

30. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

Added by sharkweek on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |