Entries Tagged “Scatological”

Funny Questions

1. What is a #2 Pencil Made Of?

I mean, ewwwwwww! See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 5, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by chocolateclover on September 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.

See also Scatological.

Added by Mickmick on November 22, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

4. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

5. Butler Toilet Paper Holder

Skymall duh. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Puppenhaus

Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very suggestive name for a dollhouse. See also Foreign, German, Scatological.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

8. Thomas Crapper

While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 28, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. It'll Move Like Shit Through a Goose

Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |