See also Scatological.
While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcockan important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.