Entries Tagged “Computers”

Funny Insults

1. PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Help-desk slang for "You don't know how to use a computer." See also Computers.

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Funny Phrases

3. "Nag A Ram"

What Google thinks you meant when you search "Anagram". See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny People

4. Cortana

Windows 10's entirely redundant virtual office assistant. The daughter of Siri and Clippy. See also Computers.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Punching Random Letters into Notepad, then Trying to Find Words

A last-ditch effort to stay awake in an office/work environment. See also Bored, Computers, Office.

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Funny Advice

6. Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.

It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.

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Funny Things

7. School Computers

Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

8. Using Internet Explorer for Its Intended Purpose

I.e. downloading Google Chrome. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by a Guest on February 5, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

9. Why Are Firetrucks Red?

According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.

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Funny Nicknames

10. Internet Explorer

For that friend that always takes an eternity to react. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by HolyAcamoly on January 3, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |