Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Help-desk slang for "You don't know how to use a computer." See also Computers.
See also Computers.
What Google thinks you meant when you search "Anagram". See also Computers, Internet.
Windows 10's entirely redundant virtual office assistant. The daughter of Siri and Clippy. See also Computers.
It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.
Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.
I.e. downloading Google Chrome. See also Computers, Internet.
According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.
For that friend that always takes an eternity to react. See also Computers, Internet.