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Funny Advice

1. Can't Get Something? Ask the Other Parent.

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Funny Advice

2. What if I Told You That I Already Told You and You Didn't Listen.

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3. Don't be Ashamed of Who You Are, That's Your Parents Job.

See also Parents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. I Believe in Trial and Error. I Believe My Client Being Brought to Trial Was an Error.

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Funny Observations

5. Ant Hills to Scale Are the Size of the Pyramids

And they have built millions of them. See also Insects.

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Funny Observations

6. You Wont Hire Me Because I Don't Have Experience.

I don't have experience because you wont hire me.

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Funny Observations

7. A Good Mood is Like a Balloon. It Only Takes One Little Prick to Ruin It.

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Funny Questions

8. What's So Great About Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Funny Questions

9. If someone is 99 pounds and they eat 1 pound of nachos, are they 1% nacho?

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Funny Questions

10. Why do parents lower the volume in the car when they are trying to find a street address?

It makes no sense. See also Cars, Parents.

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