BleededEyesight's Entries

Funny Names

1. Dr. William M. Thot

Added by BleededEyesight on September 21, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2. Looking At A Cat's Eyes To Figure Out The Time.

At the time I'm posting this, the cat's eyes would be a needle. See also Cats.

Added by BleededEyesight on September 3, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3. Buying Red Bull, Then Suing Them For False Advertising.

I wanted my wings!

Added by BleededEyesight on August 28, 2019| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

4. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.

Added by BleededEyesight on August 22, 2019| 14 Comments | 272 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

5. The Saying That Money Can't Buy You Happiness is a Lie Because You Can Buy a Dog.

See also Dogs.

Added by BleededEyesight on August 9, 2019| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

6. If You're Drowning in Saltwater, Your Lungs Will Start to Bleed, So You End Up Drowning in Saltwater and Your Own Blood.

As if you needed to be more scared of the ocean. See also Death.

Added by BleededEyesight on June 23, 2019| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

7. Buy A Fridge Magnet, Then Sell The Fridges.

Added by BleededEyesight on June 16, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. My Girlfriend Broke Up with Me, So I Took Her Wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back.

Added by BleededEyesight on May 21, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

9. There Are More Funny Observations Then Funny TV Shows

Proved by this. See also Meta.

Added by BleededEyesight on March 25, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

10. What's The Dumbest Question You Can Think Of?

Wait hold on...

Added by BleededEyesight on March 25, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike