Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

91. Garden Variety

Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."

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92. Dirty Bird

Phrase used to describe a lascivious older woman, e.g. Martha Stewart. See also Women.

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93. Bi-Curious George

See also Animals, Books, Sex.

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94. Smell Ya Later!

Last year my father inexplicably adopted this dated saying. See also 90's.

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95. DILF

I'll let you figure this one out. See also Dogs.

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96. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

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97. Mutt's Nuts

Something fantastic or swell. See also British, Dogs, Slang.

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98. Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks. See also Scatological.

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99. Necking

This is one of my mother's favorite words.

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100. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

Added by Robyn on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |