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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Did You Know Shrek Has His Own Church Now?

I went, and we had to open our prayer books to Psalm Body Once Told Me See also Shrek.

Added by Shrek on December 10, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. Why is My Dad Like Spider-Man?

Because he's Far From Home.

Added by Shrek on December 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3. Fart Kontrol

Danish for 'speed check'. No, seriously. See also Flatulence.

Added by Shrek on December 2, 2023| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

4. The Simp-sons

35 seasons of Homer flirting with Marge and then eventually having kids, getting a crappy job and pets that he doesn't even care about. And they say TV is out of ideas.

Added by Shrek on December 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Mash Up a Packet of Cheetos and then Pour It All over Yourself

bonus points if you have a really bad blonde haircut

Added by Shrek on December 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

6. A Matchbox

Arson Kit for Kids!

Added by Shrek on December 2, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

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