Entries Tagged “Turtles”

Funny Dances

1. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Foods

2. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

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