Opossum's Entries

Funny Conveyances

1. Two-Goat Cart

The name says it all. This is usually used to describe a ride that is very stiff and uncomfortable, as in "This car rides rougher than a two-goat cart". See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Places

3. Flea Hop, Alabama

A real town.

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Funny Places

4. Huff Drugs

A drug store in Ellijay, Georgia See also Drugs.

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Funny Sayings

5. Higher than a Cat's Back

Ridiculously expensive See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

6. Hanging in There Like a Hair in a Biscuit.

Coping See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

7. Crooked as a Dog's Leg

Both a literal physical condition and/or someone untrustworthy. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

8. She'll be on Him Like Lightning on a Chicken Coop.

All over it. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

9. If I Could Buy You for What You Think You're Worth and Sell You for What You're Really Worth, I Could Retire.

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Funny Sayings

10. He's a Dog of His Own Trot

Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.

Added by Opossum on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |