Also known as the canero, toothpick fish, and willy fish, the candirú is renowned for swimming into human orifices, including the urethra.
Perhaps in their downtime they pal around with diving horses? See also Anthromorphication, Old-Timey.
Malteste-poodle hybrid sometimes mispronounced as "Multipoo". See also Pets.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny animal.
That's right, diving horses. See also Anthromorphication, Old-Timey.