Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.
No matter how much my job sucks, I'm thankful not to have to hang off balconies to fix other people's AC units. Regardless, the dedication of these repairmen is admirable.
As if making them wasn't enough... now subway serves up $5 dollar art... your way. See also Fast Food.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny job.
Abandon your belongings and lead a nomadic lifestyle.
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.