Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

11. Sandwich Artist

As if making them wasn't enough... now subway serves up $5 dollar art... your way. See also Fast Food.

Added by Drakonda on February 22, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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12. Organ Grinder

Usually requires a monkey and tin cup. See also Old-Timey.

Added by megafisc on December 20, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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13. Scullery Maid

The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 7, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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14. Snake Milker

Someone who extracts the venom from snakes. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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15. Drifter

Abandon your belongings and lead a nomadic lifestyle.

Added by chalowack on January 2, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny job.

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16. Releaser of the Hounds

See also Dogs.

Added by Ryan on December 6, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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17. Knocker-up

Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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18. Tonsorial Artist

Sounds like a fun name for Doctor of Internal Medicine (which could use a fun name), but itís actually another way to say Hair Stylist.

Added by ivyeasterly on September 10, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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19. Boner

Person who de-bones chickens and various poultry for consumption. See also Poultry, Sophomoric.

Added by Bumfuzzle on March 30, 2010| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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20. Mime

Nature's way of thinning out the clown herd.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| Comment | You Like This |