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Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums.
Hey, Leggo My Eggo!
Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's.
The Frito Bandito
Guard your lunch, a Mexican is on the loose!
Max Headroom
Yes, he was once this popular.
Ancient Chinese Secret
Otherwise known as Calgon Water Softner.
Shoe Phone
Sports Illustrated giveaway that inspired the line, "Hey Mom, I'm talking on a shoe!"
There's Something About an Aqua Velva Man
Yes, he buys cheap cologne in drugstores.
Scissors That Cut Through Pennies
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's.
Mister Robinson's Neighborhood
Fictional ghetto home of basketball's piano-playing, 1320-SAT-scoring, goody-two-shoes David Robinson.
The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand
It's as if someone lopped off Mickey Mouse's four-fingered, gloved hand and attached a red clown nose to the palm.