Entries Tagged “Commercials”

Funny Books

1. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown

"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.

Added by Anthony on April 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. Achin' for Steak and Bacon

See also Commercials, Fast Food.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

3. Paid Programming

The show that's on at 12 am, 1 am, 2 am, 3 am, 4 am, and 5 am. See also Commercials.

Added by a Guest on March 8, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

4. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

Added by Brian on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

5. Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask

For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial killer glow. See also 80's, Commercials, Women.

Added by Brian on July 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

6. The Tiddy Bear

Ummm, how does one explain this? See also Cars, Commercials, Women.

Added by Ryan on July 13, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. The California Raisins

Hard to believe, but these rhythm-and-blues-singing, spat-wearing, claymation raisins were so popular in the 80's that they appeared on t-shirts, Christmas TV specials, and even a Nintendo video game. See also 80's, Commercials, Fruits.

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

8. Vince Offer

Excitable pitchman for the ShamWow! towels and the Slap Chop food chopper and a former Scientologist. See also Commercials.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Slice

Discontinued soda that came in orange, lemon-line, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored knockoff called Dr. Slice. Depicted in commercials as the preferred beverage of baseball players and models. See also 80's, 90's, Commercials.

Added by Brian on March 14, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

10. The Slim Suit

Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 21, 2009| Comment | You Like This |