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Funny People

1. People Who Try to Sing Along With "The Lion King"

We all know what the opening of Circle of Life sounds like. We also know that only a psychotic baboon who talks in rhymes and creeps on animals whom nature designated as his natural predators can pull off singing it. See also African, Disney, Karaoke.

Added by CaptainCliche on July 13, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

2. The Beets

The band frequently featured on Nickelodeon's cartoon "Doug". Tickets for the Killer Tofu Tour on sale now. See also 90's.

Added by CaptainCliche on July 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Sudden Death Karaoke

The prank played by drivers and shotgun riders on the rest of the car. The secret Sudden Death Karaoke signal is when you lean over and turn up the radio and raises one eyebrow. Then, once everyone in the backseat is singing horribly offkey and attempting to drown out the too-loud song, the front seat riders (immediately and without the knowledge of the back seaters) turn off the song and revel in the embarassment of the horrible singers who know at most 3/4 of the words. See also Cars, Karaoke.

Added by CaptainCliche on July 3, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

4. Cravats Shop

The ascot’s more flamboyant cousin. See also Fancy.

Added by CaptainCliche on May 12, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Have Fun, and Don't Get into Any Mischief!

Come on. What's more fun than mischief?

Added by CaptainCliche on April 25, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

6. Recumbent Bike

For the commuter who loves relaxation, the earth, and awkward exposure of the area between their legs.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 25, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Just Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do!

What exactly WOULD you do?
Especially funny when coming from horrible role models.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

8. Platform Shoes with a Goldfish in the Heel

Because nothing is more groovy than dancing the night away with an aquatic animal going belly-side up in your shoe. See also Fish, Shoes.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

9. People Who Look Like Harry Potter Characters

Keep watch for hooked noses, pony-tailed beards, and lightening-esque scars. See also Literature.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

10. Drunk Dad at a Bar Mitzvah

Usually accompanied by loud cheers and rhythm-less dancing. See also Alcohol, Jewish.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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