CaptainCliche's Entries

Funny Euphemisms

1. "I Wonder Which Side His Bread is Buttered On..."

The politically correct way to question someone's sexuality. See also Homosexual.

Added by CaptainCliche on December 22, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

2. People Who Try to Sing Along With "The Lion King"

We all know what the opening of Circle of Life sounds like. We also know that only a psychotic baboon who talks in rhymes and creeps on animals whom nature designated as his natural predators can pull off singing it. See also African, Disney, Karaoke.

Added by CaptainCliche on July 13, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

3. The Beets

The band frequently featured on Nickelodeon's cartoon "Doug". Tickets for the Killer Tofu Tour on sale now. See also 90's.

Added by CaptainCliche on July 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Have Fun, and Don't Get into Any Mischief!

Come on. What's more fun than mischief?

Added by CaptainCliche on April 25, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

7. Recumbent Bike

For the commuter who loves relaxation, the earth, and awkward exposure of the area between their legs.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 25, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. Just Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do!

What exactly WOULD you do?
Especially funny when coming from horrible role models.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

10. Yarmulke

Just how do Jewish guys get them to stay on their heads?
Extra points for pronouncing it "Yarr mull kay" See also Jewish.

Added by CaptainCliche on April 18, 2010| Comment | You Like This |