Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.
The free samples must be parent-aproved, the toothbrushes are next to the inflatable pools, the products change weekly, and there are at least 4 people who live somewhere in its warehousey wonderland. See also Suburbs.
Because Facebooking is just too boring a verb. See also Computers, Internet.
Because school libraries accept all pigeons for who they truly are.
Because nothing tells the world you're a serious athlete like argyle.... See also Olympics, Sports.
The instant legend car nickname of the 2010 Kia Sorento commercials.
Looks like plastic, tastes like lemons. (-Apples to Apples) See also Fruits.
