21. Fun Dad
Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.
The free samples must be parent-aproved, the toothbrushes are next to the inflatable pools, the products change weekly, and there are at least 4 people who live somewhere in its warehousey wonderland. See also Suburbs.
Because school libraries accept all pigeons for who they truly are.
The instant legend car nickname of the 2010 Kia Sorento commercials.
Looks like plastic, tastes like lemons. (-Apples to Apples) See also Fruits.