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1.
The Oort Cloud
This immense cloud surrounding our entire Solar System 30 trillion miles away from the Sun.
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2.
The International Star Registry
Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey.