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1.
Think Big and Kick Ass
The name of Donald Trump's new book.
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Doilies
Especially lace doilies.
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5.
Head Honcho
At my latest job review, I told my boss that it was my career goal to be the head honcho.

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6.
Mercedes
Both a popular name for girls and a German luxury car.
7.
Waldorf Salad
A fruit and nut salad with mayonnaise, developed in 1896 by a man named Oscar Tschirky.
8.
Clams Casino
Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor".
9.
Poodles Drinking Champagne
They are poodles, afterall.
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