The better question is how one is supposed to give an answer.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny question.
No, I'm skydiving.
Didn't you just ask one?
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.