Didn't you just ask one?
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in the beginning of a question, for example: What is... When... or Why did... into the search bar.
3. Watch the hilarious suggestions cascade downward. See also Computers, Internet.
My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny question?
At the place... you know?
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
I get this question every time I go to a new salon. Um, it likes sunshine and long walks on the beach? See also Hair.