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21. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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22. In Switzerland, is Swiss Cheese Just Called Cheese?

See also Cheese.

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24. How Do Snails Breathe?

Through their snoses.

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25. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?

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27. What Did the Hat Say to the Other Hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head. See also Hats, Puns.

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28. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

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29. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

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30. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?

Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.

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