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Funny Animals

1. Garfield

He has his own inner monologue, and thinks intelligentially. Is that not the most amazing thing you've ever seen??

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Putting Symbols on a Thin Piece of Small Tree Slab by Rubbing Charcoal in a Bunch of Very Specific Patterns

Also known as writing. Whew, that was a mouthful to say.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Kitty-snake

Also known as a ferret. See also Cats.

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Funny Movies

4. Star Wars: Luke Skywalker Files His Taxes

I would watch this. See also Made Up.

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Funny Nicknames

5. Spazzatron Spazzowitz

I'm assuming that's how it's spelled. A name Barry proposes Adam to change to.

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Funny Questions

6. What do you call a polar bear wearing headphones?

Anything you want, it can’t hear you.

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Funny Questions

7. Fistpunching

Isn't all punching done with your fists?

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Funny Questions

8. The Nightmare Before Christmas

What happened to everyone that lives there? Did they die, or were they unfortunate enough to be born into Halloweentown? See also Halloween.

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Funny Quotes

9. "Your Bedroom is Now My Fart Closet"

What Barry says to Erica before she leaves for college.

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Funny Quotes

10. "Roses Are Red, Your City is Gone, I'm Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb"

-One of my friends

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