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Shit Sandwich
An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde.
Where's the beef?
And with that simple question, an old lady stole America's heart.
Cafetorium
Part cafeteria, part auditoriumcome for the mystery meat, stay for the fifth period assembly.
Masticate
It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today.

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Carving Stations
They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them.
Vomitorium
Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception.
A King Gnawing on a Giant Turkey Leg
I'm not sure what else to say about this.
"Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."
Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack.

