Part cafeteria, part auditorium—come for the mystery meat, stay for the fifth period assembly. See also Food, Schools.
It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today. See also Food, Sophomoric.
They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.
Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.
I'm not sure what else to say about this. See also Food, Royalty.
Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack. See also Food, Mormons.
This is actually just sort of sad. See also Food, Office.