Entries Tagged “Food”

Funny Places

31. Cafetorium

Part cafeteria, part auditorium—come for the mystery meat, stay for the fifth period assembly. See also Food, Schools.

Added by a Guest on September 26, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

32. Masticate

It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today. See also Food, Sophomoric.

Added by grouchyteacher on September 25, 2007| 23 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

33. A Potato Chip on Your Shoulder

See also Food.

Added by a Guest on July 11, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

34. Carving Stations

They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

35. Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza

See also Food.

Added by Maya on March 24, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

36. Vomitorium

Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on February 18, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

37. A King Gnawing on a Giant Turkey Leg

I'm not sure what else to say about this. See also Food, Royalty.

Added by Tyler on January 23, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

38. "Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."

Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack. See also Food, Mormons.

Added by Dave on December 20, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

39. Eating Your Lunch in Your Car in the Parking Lot at Work

This is actually just sort of sad. See also Food, Office.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

40. Kumquat

See also Food.

Added by scottmsiegel on October 12, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |