So you don't accidentally pee your pants or have your baby.
For example, when singers try to spice up songs by adding a quick "yes it did-ah."
A muddy or boggy swamp, or figuratively, a quagmire. Great to weave into conversations, e.g. "no morass will stop me."
Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.
It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.