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Funny Things to Do

21. Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time Continuum

Added by SpaceParasites on January 31, 2011| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

22. Mixing Chemicals and Accidentally Making Toxic Gas

Then waking up hours later, wondering what happened, and mixing them again.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 27, 2011| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

24. Wampum

Possibly the finest currency in existence. See also Indian, Money.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2011| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

25. The Vatican Roulette

Another term for the rhythm method, the only form of birth control endorsed by the Catholic Church. Feeling lucky? See also Religion, Sex.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 14, 2011| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

26. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 11, 2011| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

27. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light

Scares the crap out of me every time

Added by SpaceParasites on January 6, 2011| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

28. A Cookie is a Sometime Food

To combat rising childhood obesity rates, Cookie Monster sang this regrettable song. See also Children, Snacks.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

29. Fancy Feast

Not only is it a feast, it's fancy. See also Cats.

Added by SpaceParasites on December 29, 2010| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike