Flexitarians

Vegetarians who uhhh...eat meat. “I find that nobody ever gives me a hard time when I say I usually eat vegetarian. But I really like sausage.” Shhh!

Funny People | May 21, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Noncommittal

Joe Piscopo

Funny People | May 10, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged New Jersey

Hired Goons

Funny People | May 7, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Crime

Donovan Freberg

Remember him? He was the kid that had the report due on space. Then he got the new Encyclopedia Britannica...

Funny People | May 6, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged 80's

Dwayne Wayne

Television character on A Different World known for his flip-up glasses and perfect score on the math section of the SAT.

Funny People | May 4, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Television

Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute

A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums.

Funny People | May 1, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Commercials, Music

Captain Lou Albano

Italian-American wrestling manager who wore rubberbands in his beard and somehow paired up with Cindy Lauper for a time.

Funny People | April 14, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged 80's, Singers

One-Man Bands

Funny People | April 9, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Old-Timey, Singers

Divorcee

33% sexier than a regular divorced woman.

Funny People | March 30, 2008 | 2 Comments | Tagged Marriage

Parrotheads

Aka Jimmy Buffet fans. Apparently there's a big audience for songs about insurance plans and conspicuous consumption set to a tropical beat.

Funny People | March 27, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Music, Singers