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Flexitarians
Vegetarians who uhhh...eat meat. “I find that nobody ever gives me a hard time when I say I usually eat vegetarian. But I really like sausage.” Shhh!
Donovan Freberg
Remember him? He was the kid that had the report due on space. Then he got the new Encyclopedia Britannica...
Dwayne Wayne
Television character on A Different World known for his flip-up glasses and perfect score on the math section of the SAT.

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Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
A staple of eighties cable-television commericals, Zamfir was advertised as receiving 120 golden and platinum disc awards and selling over 120 million albums.
Captain Lou Albano
Italian-American wrestling manager who wore rubberbands in his beard and somehow paired up with Cindy Lauper for a time.
Divorcee
33% sexier than a regular divorced woman.
Parrotheads
Aka Jimmy Buffet fans. Apparently there's a big audience for songs about insurance plans and conspicuous consumption set to a tropical beat.

