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41. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick

In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.

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42. NEDs

Scottish acronym for non-educated delinquent. Usually found in sportswear, but they're lazy bastards that don't have jobs and don't do sports in their sportswear. See also Scottish.

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43. Neighborhood Dad Garage Bands

Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.

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44. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator

This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.

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45. Super Violent Female Soccer Players

(Cough) Elizabeth Lambert! See also College, Sports, Women.

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46. Society Types

Often referred to as "these society types." See also Wealth.

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47. Matthias Schlitte

German professional arm-wrestler who builds up his right arm in an effort to gain a weight advantage over his more symmetrical opponents. Absurd photos here. See also German, Sports.

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48. Alvin Stardust

Obscure glam-rock/pop musician best known for his number two hit "My Coo-Ca-Choo". See also 70's, Music, Singers.

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49. Boss Lady

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50. Captain Planet

Poorly drawn, green-haired eco-hero who looks like clip art. See also 90's, Cartoons.

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