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Banditos
Smaller in stature than your standard bandits.
Booze-Rick
The shady guy in a group who can walk into a liquor store with no money, and walk out 15 seconds later with enough alcohol to sterilize Lake Michigan.
Hong Kong Phooey
Number one super guy!
Nigel
Can be used in a variety of linguistic combinations: 'no-mate-nigel' (a geeky kid with no friends), 'nippy-nigel' (the hyper, weird boy in all of your science classes who asks for extra homework and rides a bike everywhere), 'nigel' (standalone term for any variety of geek. The rule of pop-probability states that in any given computer retail store there will be at least one manager named Nigel), 'nigelfest' (a gathering of geeks. Geekage en mass, if you will.)

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Cougars
Older women who like dating much younger men. I'm available ladies!
Keith Hernandez
As far as I'm concerned, the last real man to play baseball. He even has a website dedicated to him.
Funky Winkerbean
It's not just the name. With story lines involving alcoholism, winless football teams, murder, breast cancer, and land mines, Funky Winkerbean is easily one of the most confusing comics strips of all time.
The Fat Boys
The Fat Boy's debut album depicted the three members of the group eating ice cream, soda, hamburgers, and pizza, and on top of the pizza was a smaller version of the trio wearing prison stripes. In other words, it doesn't make a lick of sense.
Goofus and Gallant
True, he could have behaved more like Gallant, but with a name like Goofus, I'd say the deck was stacked against him.

