Funny People

Funny People

41. Sliders

Sliders, i.e. street light interferers, are people that turn street lights on or off unconsciously just by walking or driving by them. Funny but true, look it up and get back to me.

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42. German People Yelling

HOOTEN DER HEIVEN SHLIEVEN SCHLAFIN! NEIN! See also German.

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43. Thomas Crapper

While he did not invent the toilet, he did invent the ballcock—an important part of the flushable toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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44. Kids on Leashes

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45. Krampus, Santa's Sinister Sidekick

In Austrian folklore, this mythical creature accompanies Santa during the Christmas season. However, he's far from a typical "Santa's Little Helper". This demon-esque Krampus, is a cross between a really pissed-off Grinch, and an Orc from Lord of the Rings. His main task is to frighten bad children into becoming good, by threatening to beat them with long birch whips and rusty chains. Oh, and there's his promise of dragging you to the pits of hell with him as well. Almost makes getting coal in your stocking seem like a good thing. See also Holidays.

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46. NEDs

Scottish acronym for non-educated delinquent. Usually found in sportswear, but they're lazy bastards that don't have jobs and don't do sports in their sportswear. See also Scottish.

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47. Neighborhood Dad Garage Bands

Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.

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48. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator

This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.

Added by ScotFinch on November 12, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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49. Super Violent Female Soccer Players

(Cough) Elizabeth Lambert! See also College, Sports, Women.

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50. Society Types

Often referred to as "these society types." See also Wealth.

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